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PRIVACY POLICY

 

Last Updated: 08/09/2024

 

Introduction

 

Welcome to Simple Privacy Tips.

 

The following is a standard Privacy Policy generated with the help of Grok (X's AI) in order to comply with the idiotic, arbitrary impositions of EU law regarding privacy (guilty as charged for complying).

 

In order to defend your privacy you must actively do it yourself, e.g. with the tools and procedures which are explained in this website. EU law does not protect your privacy: it provides a cover for companies to violate it legally. If you follow what is explained in this website (starting from using a private window in a Tor browser) there's no way your privacy can be violated while using this website. So do it. Actually, do not use this website unless you do it in a private window of a Tor browser, so that you navigate anonymously, your IP is not disclosed and all the cookies are deleted when you close the window. Again: in order to defend your privacy you have to make it impossible for the website owner to have any meaningful data about you. If you don't do more than clicking on "I accept" in a banner pointing to a privacy policy you haven't read, you're not defending your privacy: you're compromising it.

 

Having said this, this is the BS I pasted from Grok.

 

This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your personal information when you visit our website. By using our website, you consent to the data practices described in this policy.

 

Contact Information

 

  • Company Name: we are not a company

  • Address: again we are not a company and I'm not giving away my address

  • Email: hidden in this picture - in order to unhide it, use steghide (little proof of work to avoid spam); password: Lo-Stato-è-un'organizzazione-criminale

  • Phone: does someone honestly think that I'm publishing my phone number?

 

Data We Collect

 

We only collect the following data which are necessary for the operation of our website:

 

  • IP Address: This is used for basic security purposes and to ensure our website functions properly: please use Tor Browser (or at least a VPN) to hide your IP address

  • Session Cookies: These are temporary cookies that allow you to navigate our site and use its features without collecting personal data: please use a private (Tor) browser so that when you close it you delete all cookies.

  • email in case of registered users.

  • PGP Public Keys of Members in case they are voluntarily provided.

 

How We Use Your Data

 

  • Website Functionality: Your IP address and session cookies are used to ensure the website works correctly during your session.

  • Security: We use IP addresses to help identify and prevent potential security threats to our website.

  • email: for login into members' area

  • PGP Public Keys: We use them to write encrypted emails.

 

Legal Basis for Processing Data

 

We process your data under the following legal bases:

 

  • Legitimate Interest: To ensure the security of our website and services.

  • Consent: Where applicable, we ask for your explicit consent for any data processing not covered by legitimate interest.

 

Data Retention

 

  • Session Cookies: These are deleted when you close your browser.

 

Data Sharing

 

We do not share, sell, or rent your personal data to third parties. However, we may disclose your data if required by law or to protect our rights.

 

Your Rights

 

Under GDPR, you have the following rights:

 

  • Access: You can request a copy of the personal data we hold about you.

  • Rectification: You can request that we correct any inaccuracies in your data.

  • Erasure: You can request that we delete your data.

  • Restriction of Processing: You can request that we restrict the processing of your data.

  • Data Portability: You can request to obtain and reuse your personal data across different services.

  • Object to Processing: You can object to our processing of your data.

 

To exercise these rights, please contact us using the details provided above.

 

Data Protection Officer

 

For any concerns or queries regarding data protection, you can contact our Data Protection Officer at [see email above].

 

International Data Transfers

 

If we transfer your data outside the European Economic Area (EEA) [we wouldn't even know how to do it], we ensure adequate safeguards are in place, such as the EU-U.S. Privacy Shield or standard contractual clauses.

 

Changes to This Privacy Policy

 

We may update this Privacy Policy to reflect changes in our practices or for other operational, legal, or regulatory reasons. We will notify you of significant changes by posting the updated policy on our website.

 

How to Contact Us

 

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us [see email above].

 

And please do remember: fuck the soviet EU.

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